Jesus gone bi-polar in insane movie reviews

Posted by vladimir on June 25, 2004 at 01:20:13

"Sometimes it's easy to feel ready to take a bullet for the cause you're living for, but when it comes down to forsaking something you really love, that's where the crunch comes in."

--So reads the review for the Lara Croft movie.

Jesus said this? Or a cult leader trained under this insane bi-polar Jesus?

Let's deconstruct this insane dribble:

"Sometimes (how many TIMES would one get to 'easily' take a bullet anyway?) to feel ready to take a bullet (how could anyone use the word easy in this context unless they were certifiably insane?).

They are saying the cult is superior and the bi-polar jesus is better because you destroy your personality and mental stability by continually "forsaking something you really love,"--
--Sort of like a guilty sado-masochistic self-flagellation attitude of hurting yourself until the "crunch comes" is required by this sick jesus and his mindless sychophants.


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