Actual Headlines......
Miners Refuse to Work After Death.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
Stolen Painting found by Tree.
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 years in Checkout Stand
War Dims Hope for Peace.
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It may Last a While.
Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide.
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge.
New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropout Cut in Half.
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead.