What I said to cover up my 'Godhafi = AC' blunder

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on June 28, 2004 at 22:44:52

In Reply to: Re: what happened to the prophecy posted by new lobotomy on June 28, 2004 at 20:28:37:

Damn it, I just hate it when the kids take what I say and twist it! I never ONCE said Godhafi was the AC, did I? No! I guessed, I surmised, but then the stupid, idiotic kids say, "Oh, Dad sez Mo'ammar Godhafi is the Antichrist!" Damn it! I never said that! SHOW ME WHERE I SAID IT!! Show me one place in my Leters where I said that and I'll eat my dirty old socks!

(Maria: Well, you did say in one ML, "he is the seventh, even the eighth" and that's a verse from Revelations talking about the Antichrist.)

Dad: So? Maybe I meant, he is the seventh most religious Arab leader, even the eighth tallest one! Damn, how people twist what I say! Maybe I meant he is the seventh fastest Arab in Libya, even the eighth because the eighth runner was disqualified for running out of bounds! Maybe I meant he is the seventh most curly-haired North African, even the eighth with the best teeth!

(Maria: Oh, I see. Thanks for the explanation. The kids will love this one.)