Tithing, the solution to all the world's problems

Posted by False Profit on July 11, 2004 at 17:09:38

In Reply to: Re: They were just pebbles! gotta keep my status posted by Matt on July 11, 2004 at 16:02:44:

Did you know if all the world political leaders would simply tithe to God's Profit, that all wars would cease and all oppression would end? Yup! Just send in your money folks. And why tithe a mere pittance of 10% or even 14%. Go for the whole hog! Tithe 100%! Send me all your money then go out and live by faith.

Don't worry. God will supply all your needs. And if he doesn't, well it just means that he DID already supply your needs and you foolishly gave me all your money.

=BURP!= Now if I can only get one of my underaged concubines to peel me another grape.