Come'n over to the "Family" side of Heaven!

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 14, 2004 at 12:37:03

In Reply to: One of the Last things I read posted by Mr. Don on July 14, 2004 at 09:53:42:

Whoooopeee! ha ha ha ha ha! You want sex? YOU WANT SEX and lots of it, night and day with a body that never gets tired any more, an erection that simply won't go down and beautiful girls just standing in line quivering to get in bed with you? Ha ha ha! I'll tell you the Muslims have nothing on us? Houris in Heaven? How about "Whores in Heaven"? ha ha ha.

I'll tell you there's no way I'd like to be down in the basement of heaven shining shoes and ashamed for eternity like all the millions of so-called Christians are,who never lived communally, never litnessed with Posters, never shared their wife with another man, never lied in court, never did much for God at all in a revolutionary way! Whooopppeee!

If you think I lived high on the hog on Earth, you should see me now! If you thought I was critical and judgmental on Earth to the poor peons who disobeyed, you should see me now! I sit at the right hand of God and I judge who gets to go to heaven or hell and believe you me, I'm sending a lot of people to hell who thought they were going to heaven, and sending a lot of people to heaven -- like Stalin and Hitler -- whom though they were going to hell......

Demon: BERG! You lazy bastard! Stop daydreaming! Start shoveling coal or I'll have you transferred even further down where it's REALLY HOT!