ALL the posts on this board are "error messages"

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 21, 2004 at 16:47:51

In Reply to: Are you getting any error messages? posted by Webmaster on July 20, 2004 at 23:10:22:

I've been floating around, hanging in the air above the computers, about two feet below the ceiling, and looking down and reading the messages posted on this board, and I want to tell you, as far as I can tell ALL the messages you disgruntled backsliders are posting on this board are "error messages."

Abrahim: (blubbering gypsy tongues and strong outburst) "By this we can tell the spirit of truth from the spirit of error, if they acknowledge David thy servant as their spiritual father and Fuhrer. Yay, they that murmur against his words shall fall by the wayside like discarded chocolate bar wrappers. They shall even be smitten with noissome plagues for the great error of their ways, speaking against my servant David."

Grandpa again: (blowing his nose vigorously with his hanky, then wiping his eyes.) Well, there you have it. These "error messages" are inspired by the Prince of the Power of the Err. (Maria: shouldn't that be "Air"?) Huh! What? Foolish, stupid handmaid! (Slaps Maria's face.) Stupid idiotic little child! Ye do air greatly!

I think I'll call this little talk, "Error Messages." What do you think? (Peter: Oh, goodie goodie, another Grandpa Letter! the kids will love this!) Webmaster, I hope you find a way of getting rid of ALL these "error messages" and that this board will soon become a place where the Words of David can be memorized and eaten like sweet honey.

Now off to check the cupboards for peanut butter.