Rename That Pop Culture Movie (reposted by permission)

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Posted by WC on March 15, 2012 at 16:29:22

Originally posted by someone born into the cult at one of their own sites/pages.
I Posted a challenge in another ex-fam group for people to play a game I called "Re-name That Pop Culture Movie" The thread reached over 1000 comments. Here is my shortlist of the best entries:

Rosemary's Babies
Auntie Rosemary's Jesus Babies
Children Of The Out Of Date Corn
V For Vandari
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Lord
Gone With The Selah Trash
My Stepmother is an asshole
The Breakfast Dishes Club
The Agony of overhearing the Adults' Ecstasy
Date Night (with sweet local brother Shem)
Schindlers NWO List
The Spankinator!
Children of the COG
A Tale of Two Daddies
Singing Team In The Rain
Seven Brides For One Brother
Burn After Reading (No Shit)
The Lyin' King
Dude Where's My Fleebag?
Riding in Cars with Uncles
Murmur, She Wrote
Uncle Fiddler On The Roof
One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's Nest
Honey, I Spanked the Kids
Escape From Which Combo?
The Romans Are Coming
FFing Nemo
Child Brides for Seven Brothers
How Red Was My Bottom
I know what you did last summer...and last week....and 5 minutes ago...
Sex, Lies and Selling Videotapes
Provisioning Chicken Run
10,000 Things I Hate About You
The Hitchhikers Guide To South East Asia
The Devil Wears whatever's in the provisioning or forsakeall pile
The Princess Bride of Mo
Flirty fishing All the Presidents men
Much Ado About Lots Of Things
The day after tomorrow, I'll re-use yesterdays OHR
It's a Wonderful Life (after you leave)
Fried Green Tomatoes and Liver
(un)Safe House
Puss in (provisioned) Boots
Dude, Where's My Guitar
Auntie Priscilla, Queen of the Demerits
The Sound Of Really Really Bad Music
Stand By Me--In the corner
Forsake-all Toy Story
The Liar, The Bitch and Their Wardrobe
Star Sign Wars
The Thin Red Line - accross the kitchen
Gospel Gypsy Pirates of the Caribbean
Look Who's Talking during word time
The Enemy At The Gates - He Didn't Ring Three Times
You Got Served Liver
Auntie Sara and Uncle Alf Make a Porno
Soylent Liver
Dances with wolves in sheeps clothing
Harold and Kumar Escape from the Victor Program
10:36ers to Yuma
I Am Toilet
I am Survival Sam
Se7en Fs of FFing
The Blaming of the Jew
Jay and Silent Bob Talk Back
Full Metal Breastplate of Righteousness
The Devil Wears Sheep's Clothing
Shepherds Inc
Can't Provision Me Love
Deceivers Yet True Lies
Two and a Half Mountain Men
Mountain Maid in Manhattan
Not Another Pow-Wowed Teen Movie
Silence Restriction of the Lambs
Brokeback Mountain Men
A Series of Unfortunate Molestations.
Three Men and a Jesus Baby
Nonsense And Insensibility
No Country For Dirty Old Men
The league of Sexualy Deviant Gentlemen
A Murder of CROs- reality show
Best little whorehouse in Tenerife
Cloudy with a Chance of Deuchebags.
Jetts gone wild
Nanny Mc-creepy
Lord of the Keys
Seven Nights in a Girl who needed to learn how to Be more Sharing
The Devil Inside Me
The Day Berg's Sphincter Stood Still
Close Encounters of the Uncles and the Perverts' Kind.
Creeps On A Plane
Crouching Tiger, Amazing Cat
Shiner, Shamer, Soldier, Spy
Home Alone: A Fantasy
Fatal Attraction to a Systemite
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain Man
Beavis and Butthead do America the Whore
Not Without My Fleebag
Stand and Eat Liver
Les Miserables: A Childhood Memoir
How I Met Your Mother - at a Gypsy Dance and Sharing Night
The Usual Suspects - The JETT Boys!
How to Train your Hitchhiking spirit
James and the Giant Rotten Provisioned Peach
Knocked up, turned around, touched the ground and PTLed.
Nancy Drew--after watching "I can draw"
Diary of a Wimpy Kid--also known as the Book of Remembrance Vol 1
We Need To Talk About Kevin: He May Need To Chew Half a Bar of Soap
Untouchables--There Were None
Brokeback Mountainmen
I Am Provisioning Legend
It's a Wonderful Life (If You're a Shepherd's Kid)
Born With No Identity
Resident Weevil - in the rice
Auntie Easy Rider
A Very Few Good Men
Zerby Goes Bananas
King Kong Gullagong
Along Came A Rockspider
Catch Me If You Can, Interpol
Bill & Ted's Faith-trip Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Punishment
The Vandari Strikes Back
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Who Wouldn't
Goodbye Mr Chips, Hello Mr Liver
300 - Demerits
Provisioned Breakfast At Tiffany's
Snatch: There Goes Your Childhood
Dirty Rotten Paedo's
Lord Of The Prostitution Rings

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