Berg's dogma: what a bitch

Posted by Berg's Dog's Ma on November 06, 2006 at 20:11:30

In Reply to: Berg's dogma posted by Question on November 06, 2006 at 18:42:38:

Unique to what? Nothing Berg preached was new. It was all a repackaging of ideas that have popped up over the centuries about the supernatural realm and Christianity.

My top five points for Bergian dogma:

1) I'm special (God's end-time prophet).

2) Sex equals love.

3) There are no rules, except the ones I make up. Another version of this tenent: Reality is what I tell you it is, not what your own senses and reason tell you it is.

4) If you drink enough sherry, you can convince your mistress (must be a souless robot) that you're out of the body on a spirit trip when she gives you a bl*w j*b and you exclaim, "Oh, God! YES!"

5) I'm really special (I speak of God, therefore, I am God.)