In Reply to: Re: Hobbies that make money posted by Jo on May 30, 2007 at 11:27:55:
Jonestown Barbie--comes with her own Coolaid; Branch Davidian Barbie, complete with a can of gasoline and box of matches; Heaven's Gate Ken, anatomically correct (finally!) and Heaven's Gate Barbie, with purple shroud and Hale-Bopp flying saucer...
If I did a Family Barbie, it would have to be Mama Barbie the Mosquito Queen, with stringy long hair. She'd be dressed in a cheezy fuschia nightgown with a Walmart label and wearing flip-flops on her famously tiny Barbie feet. I'd have to do an alteration to the face to get Mama Barbie's authentic Bucky Beaver expression. Oh, and a pair of sunglasses for the blind seer of the latter days...Accessorizes with her own pen and pad of paper. Advanced collectors could purchase a douche kit to go with the "Mama Barbie teaches the Law of Love" classroom set.