In Reply to: Eskimos tribes: Russian troops invading North Canada!!! posted by Joshua on April 01, 2003 at 08:33:22:
Don't worry we had them outsmarted. They just weren't prepared for - 100,000 robotic Polar bears. Never underestimate those sneaky Canadians.
Besides they would need a Canadian guide to hunt up there. Heh heh heh. Remember, we had 250 plus ICBM nukes up here that you didn't know anything about!