In Reply to: Re: Eskimos tribes: Russian troops invading North Canada!!! posted by Joshua on April 01, 2003 at 18:57:14:
If I told you where I got that information, then I would have to shoot you! - Canadian Fatherland Security Regulations. Something like, US Homeland Security Regulations.
Just in case the Polar bear robots (from the sixties) don't work properly, we set up Vodka refreshment stations all across the North.
(We also have a secret weapon that alters compass readings ever so slightly.)
Imagine if you will, 10s of thousands of drunken Russian soldiers staggering around in circles for days on end in sub zero weather.
Few of you Americans are even aware that we put extra alcohol in the beer up here so you guys will spend more money while here on vacation. Heh heh heh!