A couple came to a couselor because they were on the brink of divorce. The counselor asked the wife, "Does your husband beat you up?" She answered, "No, I beat him up by several hours every morning." Then the counselor asked the husband, "Do you have a grudge?" The husband responded, "No, we have a carport." The counselor getting a little exasperated, asked the couple, "What grounds do you have for your problems?" The wife answered, "We have about four acres." Finally the counselor said, "Why did you come in here today?" Together they said, "We can't seem to communicate? (Men are Like Waffles Women are Like Spaghetti, Bill and Pam Farrel)