In Reply to: That's what made me leave posted by Thinker on July 13, 2003 at 15:16:12:
Dear backslidden exmember, how long ere ye return to eat the dung of David & drink his piss, yea & the honey that oozeth & drippeth from his mouth. How long ere ye turn from your wallowing ways & eat even the vomit of David that would give thee life?.....if only thou wouldst. (David slowly & sadly raises his snot-filled hanky, in an offering to the heavenlies & scratcheth his butt, whence come these turds of truth.)