In Reply to: Re: I second that! posted by Oldtimer on August 01, 2003 at 14:20:03:
I'll tell you, time and time again I've seen it, if people don't give 10% GOD WILL TAKE A COLLECTION!! I've seen people who weren't willing to give 10% to God & AWFUL THINGS HAPPENED TO THEM!! Cancer, car accidents, TB, AIDs, houses burned down, houses robbed, horses stolen, chickens all killed when the henhouse roof caved in!! Unexpected dental bills, hospital bills, all these things can happen to them! And worse!! You have no idea how badly God is just dying to curse you if you don't give your 10% tithe. If there's one thing God loves better than to bless faithful tithers it's to just heap curses & judgement & sickness on non-tithers!! That's my idea of God! Hal! PTL! TYJ!!
Please, beloved, I'm begging you, I'm imploring you for your own good, send in your tithe to WS NOW, TODAY!! Maria & Peter need more money for their Swiss bank accounts! Line Maria & Peter's fat cat pockets! I'm dead but even I need money to send my cremation ashes in the first rocket to Venus! Ahhhh! Venus, the goddess of love! I've changed my mind, beloved! The heavenly city is not in the moon, it's in the planet Venus! The planet of love! God is love! Venus is love! Heaven is in Venus, & that's where my ashes should be! But they ain't gettin' there in a buggy & rocket cargo costs money! It's up to you, beloved! Will YOU send dear old Grandpa to heaven?
Tithe today, beloved! Do it today, won't you?