In Reply to: Too late if you missed out! posted by Grandpa's Ghost on August 06, 2003 at 19:54:31:
Yeah, well ain't that the breaks? And to think if I had only wiped my eyes with the eyesalve of his spittal, or had a nice warm cupful of his piss.
Come to think of it, that's what he said his Letters were: piss and dung. I guess I really did eat that crap for years while I was in the Family. Well, no more!
Ha ha ha Bergie boy! I even drink carbonated pop right now! Yes, carbonated, you heard me. And it probably has white sugar in it. Yes I know you think that makes me a "sinner" but ya gotta admit, it sure's heaven tastes a lot better than your piss.
Like, WHAT in hell were you thinking to tell us that your piss and dung could give us LIFE? Did you totally absolutely flip your lid? Were you potty trained too early? You were majorly screwed up!