In Reply to: Re: How much is the Family still into necromancy? posted by juni on September 03, 2003 at 00:50:16:
You're not gonna believe this, but try it anyway. You know about the Abrahim "spirit helper" thing, right? And you probably remember every single Family member sitting around at some point, concentrating, concentrating, concentrating, praying, "Lord, who is MY spirit helper?" And then several people in different places in the world got that Pied Piper was their spirit helper (one busy and very pied Piper!), two different girls claimed Pocahantas, etc. etc. etc. Some girls claimed they were reincarnations of Abrahim's gypsys since they could "remember" dancing wildly in front of his wagons. (Wow! Who needs drugs when your religion causes your brain to dump that many stimulants at once into your brain?)
ANYWAY........
Wouldn't you know it but now Marilyin Monroe, the sex kitten, is now in Heaven singing Berg's praises, and inviting (ooooh yes, inviting) all the people to heaven where she promises she will give a real good lay to every single one of them.
Ghengis Khan (no, I am not joking here) is one of the Family's new spirit helpers. You see, what the world thinks are the villains must really be the heros.
And of course, C.S. Lewis sees Berg arrive in heaven and immediately sit at the right hand of Jesus, and so Lewis decides to start helping out the Family by possessing the bodies and tongues of Family "profits" and dictating a new book to them, which of course the Family is now free to see and "profit" from.
Gee. One little problem. If the lawyers for the C.S.Lewis estate EVER got their mittens on one of those books they would go after the Family tooth and toenail. So the Family began pulling that book off the markets.
Bummer. Well, C.S. Lewis is disappointed, I'm sure, but maybe miss Monroe can console him?