In Reply to: Sick judged and mired posted by Rocky on November 25, 2002 at 13:07:03:
Rocky, what you in pride didn't mention in your confession was that you not only spilled the coffee, but that you dropped the cup and it broke on the communal kitchen floor. Why the oversight? Were you trying to cover the severity of your sin? Were you trying to maybe gain sympathy from the Home, hoping they'd think, "Oh how humble Rocky is. He even confessed something small like spilling coffee. He's OK." And all the time you knew you had actually dropped the cup and broken it. That's five demerits right there.
Another thing you conveniently forgot to mention was that although you had given up the dog-idol in your heart and were going to take her out and sacrifice her on the selah burn-barrel in the back yard, that you put your shoes on and then actually walked 4' 3" back into the Home WITH YOUR OUTSIDE SHOES ON!! Why hath Satan filled your heart to lie to the holy ghost of Grandpa, who just happened to be looking through the Home's cupboards for peanut butter and happened to look up and see you do that?
Grandpa was so furious, his ghost shot up through the ceiling in a rage, possessed my body so violently he threw me against the wall. I hit the table, knocking the lamp off, broke the sherry bottle beside my bed, and rolled on the rug. When I got up, I was shrieking violently in tongues, pounding the bed in rage and Grandpa was FURIOUS at you! and the broken lamp and broken sherry bottle are all YOUR FAULT!
Would you like to talk about that now?