In Reply to: Was David Berg demon-possessed? posted by curious on March 05, 2004 at 15:21:17:
I'll have you know you blaspheming backslidder that I was filled with the Holy Ghost from my mother's womb! How in hell could I be possessed by a demon?? The idiocy of some people! Well I just curse and damn those people to hell! Damn'm!
The ONLY spirits besides the Holy Spirit that possessed me were God's good, loving, wise "holy spirits," my spirit helpers like Abrahaim the drunken whoremongering lying devil, Ivan the Terrible, Ghenghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and other great wonderful men of God who have passed on and now come back to share their wisdom with you by possessing my body, possessing my tongue and forcing me to utter unspeakable insane drivel.
You think I'M demon-possessed???? That only proves YOU are deceived by the Devil, probably by Satan himself. He's not leaving this job of lying delusion to any minor demon. No, it's Lucifer himself possessing you! I immediately call a worldwide fast of the entire Family, including pregnant mothers and nursing newborns, to cry out in agonized wailing and shouting against the demonic liars who are attacking me! The audacity to speak against God's anointed! Damn'n!
Now pass another bottle of sherry. While everyone else is fasting and screaming in prayer all day long, I'm the big old fat exception. I'll be goosing the girls and drinking myself senseless. Oh look... there's Abrahim, laughing demonically, coming to possess me and give me a wonderful message.