In Reply to: Am I a sinner? posted by porceleindoll on April 10, 2004 at 03:23:52:
Your confession was such good news, PD. All the shepherds here, Mary Maidservant, Hannah Handservant, Peter Pumpkin Eater and Jonathan Diddle-doo were thrilled to hear you confess. Finally! This is such a breakthrough!!
You said, "I acknowledge that I screw up, that I make mistakes, that I fail in my goals ... Yes, I lose my temper once in awhile, I don't want to share my time with my children on occasion, I get tired and cranky, I spend a bit too much money on myself, etc."
We have never, in our many years of shepherding, read such an honest confession, such a condensed list of NWOs. And be assured, PD, these are not sins, simply NWOs (Need Work Ons). Grandpa was so thrilled that you finally confessed that he spoke to Squeaky, his faithful Family Prophetess. (You will remember her as Mercy Merciless.)
Grandpa speaking: "Porceleindoll is finally a daughter of her little Father, close to his bosom. She is his beloved, yea, one of them handmaidens blah blah blah. Henceforth she shall be named Porcelein Dolly, after my favorite BIG-BREASTED actress, Dolly Parton. In fact, even though Dolly is not dead yet, I've decided that Dolly Parton is now PD's new Spirit Helper."
Isn't that inspiring, Porcelein Dolly?
But a word of caution, you still have serious areas in your life that we would like to address. Grandpa was shocked and saddened to read:
"When I lived in the group, it was not a sin for me to have sex with a married man, or outside of my own marriage. But if I were to do that now, it would be a sin to me because it goes against my moral beliefs."
Porcelein Dolly, this is very serious!!! All the other things you confessed were not sins, they were mere NWOs.
BUT THIS IS A MAJOR BIGGIE SIN-TYPE THING!! We immediately want you to fast and pray for a week reading this reading list:
"Women Must Share their Bodies" series
"Ye Must Obey the Least of These Commandments"
"Ye Lust Obey the Least of THese Commandments"
"Ye Lust Obey the Lust of These Commandments"
"Ye Must Get Laid by the lust of these Commanders"
"Diamonds of Lust"
"The Law of Lust"
Please write your reaction after reading these.
Your Shepherds.