Name: Vladic Borisnov
Nationality: Bulgarian
Status: deceased
Life: lived 38 years, born 1302 AD, died 1340 AD
Cause of death: drunken brawl in Lubsnov, Bulgaria
Strengths: cheerful, hard-working, a real "team worker", love to party.
Liabilities: do not work well with physically-active host bodies. Prefer counch potatoes.
Prophecy accuracy: 12% accuracy guaranteed, 4% better than the going average. I am capable of rambling, emotional prophecies that make my human hosts feel important & significant.
Resume' of experience:
1345-1401 - spirit helped Snandniv G. Balzik
(I once helped him find a lost cow)(died: alcohol-induced illnesses)
1402-1444 - spirit helped Koznoff Gleker (died: suicide)
1445-1491 - spirit helped Eugene Baker (England)(died: alcohol-induced illnesses)
1492-1532 - spirit helped Fredrick Baker. (died: drunken brawl)
1533-1975 - retraining in purgatory
1975-2004 - spirit helped Bob Smith (died: liver failure)
Presently unemployed, a great grasp of both Bulgarian & English. Am willing to work for room & board (frequent possession of your flesh) & in exchange for helping you find lost articles & giving you the wisdom of the ages, I wish to vicariously enjoy all the sex you have & all the alcohol you drink. Prefer real party animals who require only a minimum of prophecy & encouragement.
References available in Bulgarian only.