In Reply to: Re: Spirit Helper - will work for room & board!! posted by Ghost of Bill W on August 15, 2004 at 11:47:43:
GREAT OPPORTUNITY -- DON'T MISS OUT!!
Dr. Livingstone (THE Dr.Livingstone of "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?") is unexpectedly available!
Can transform host body into an expert on African languages! You will become an overnight doctor with the knowledge to perform a kidney transplant and remove gall bladder stones! Absolutely no previous medical experience required!!
Bidding would normally begin at $3,000,000 for sole possession of Dr.Livingstone taking up residence in your flesh, but this time round, we have decided to make stock options available. For a mere $200,000 -- ten easy payments of $20,000/month -- you can be one of twenty people Dr. Livingstone will visit on a circuit and possess.
Don't miss out this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Be one of 20 people to boast that THE Dr. Livingstone of Africa fame is YOUR spirit helper! Feel special! Feel important! Impress your friends by breaking out into fluent chants in Zulu during dinner parties & other social functions. Spend night after night receiving spirit messages about pushing through malaria-infested forests.
Contact 1-800-Dial-a-Ghost. Have your credit card ready. State taxes apply.
Also Available: Ghost of Dwight Eisenhauer, Biddy ("Kipps") Shultz, Flaming Jack Flamingo, and Mahatma Ghandi.