In Reply to: Order now & free spirit helper thrown in!!! posted by Spirits-To-Go Rental Agency on August 15, 2004 at 14:06:08:
Our competition, 'Spirits-to-go Agency' has been repeatedly warned to not continue claims to have the real Dr. Livingstone, & forthwith we will be pressing legal charges against them for false claims. 'Ghosts for Hosts' has the one and only real Dr. Stanley Livingstone, so accept no substitutes.
Dr. Livinstone is not presently available, but we do have Ghengis Khan, who recently killed his own host body, Marilyin Monroe who is eager to get back into a bouncy 22-year old body, and Art Linkletter who, altho not dead, is able to do as good a job spirit helping as those who are dead.
For the best deals, spirit helpers who truly help, 'Ghosts for Hosts' cannot be beat. Accept no substitutes!