In Reply to: Very Funny!! Btw, what's it like in hell GG? (NT) posted by Perry on November 11, 2004 at 16:46:07:
I'll never for the life of me figure out how people keep guessing that I'm posting from hell. When I talk about my life now, I keep saying the Spirit World to sort of hint that maybe I'm in heaven. Damn it tho, you keep guessing!
Hell is a hell of a place, I'll tell you that much! The heat I can take. I was raised in southern California. And speaking of California, wouldn't you know that the only hotel they have in this place is called the "Hotel California" and of course they have to keep playing that damned theme song over and over again till it drives me right out of my mind. I even catch myself humming the tune to "Could be heaven and it could be hell." Imagine that song sung by Ingerbird Humperdink all day long, day in and day out! You talk about Green Door. Mr. Coosa himself is the hotel manager.
(Maria: Grandpa, this is Perry the backslidden dog you're talking to, not a Family member.)
What? WHAT? I'm talking to HIM? What the hell? Why don't you guys tell me who's posting? DAMN IT! Family members are the worst security breaches of all, you know that?
(Maria: Yes sir.)
Did you know that? Huh?
(Maria: Yes sir.)
How many damned times do I have to tell you? Huh?
(Maria: No more, sir.)
Do you get the point?
(Maria: Yes, sir! Right away, SIR! Amen, SIR!)
Good. So Perry, like I was saying, I'm posting this from the Internet Cafe in the "Hotel California" and like the song says, "could be heaven and could be hell," right? Well, my guess is this place is heaven. That's my take, that's my interpretation. After all, the greats of the faith like dear Adolf Hitler and Ghengis Khan are here, so that says it all, doesn't it?
(Maria: Yes, sir!)
(Slaps Maria with bombastic screaming and tongues.) Will you shut up woman? I'm talking to Perry!