My dearest Mama, Katherine, Karen, Zerby, Smith, Queen Maria, witch of heaven, robot, toilet, or whatever you wish to be called... I have a special message to tell you. I've been waiting for the right timing and I figure this is just right.
You have been so faithful to me all of these years. Ever since you decided to follow Berg, also my son, and write down every word that dribbled from his lips. I am so proud of you... you have followed my sample to the T. You are power hungry, cold, calculated, decietful, greedy, selfish, and willing to do anything to keep your kingdom... just like me!
Oh yes, do you know who I am? I'm Satan, and you've been following me so closely all of these years. Is it a shock? I'm sorry if it is... but I figure that by this time it doesn't matter who you follow, as long as you keep your kingdom.
But as you know, I'm very selfish... and the time is coming soon when I shall take your kingdom away from you, too... because I want it. I've been using you only for this end... and you days are numbered. That's the way I play this game.
I may still want to use you if you continue to glorify me. You know how to play my game really well. I just love how you pretend to give Jesus' (spit) messages... hahaha... so many are decieved by this! You appear to be such an "angel of light"... but deep down you are full of ugliness and hate... I just love it!
You hide your dirty deeds and are a perfect hypocrite... this is so perfect! You know how to instill fear... fear of the antichrist, fear of the system, fear of someone finding you and WS... this is so good! Your disciples are eating it up.
Those messages from "beyond" are really classic. Sorry about some of the bloopers... Art Linkletter and all... but you just kept going! I was so happy when my spirit came out in the "plagerized art" scandel. Whew, that was so good!
Well, this thing with Ricky and Sue... it's my doing... don't worry about it. I'm going to get my way... and well, your kingdom might come to naught through this... but that's just the way the cookie crumbles. I am the author of confusion, and boy has this ever upset your wagon, hasn't it? I do have a sense of humor, right? That's what happens when you follow me... you never know what's going to happen.
So, listen... just keep doing what you're doing... lie and tell BIG ones... Berg said to do that. Lie, lie and decieve. Lie to the press, and lie in those GN's... you're getting really good at it. Your channels are right alongside mine now... and we have all become one!
Yes, when you're having "loving j" time... it's really me who's getting the message... mwwwwaahhahaha! I love it. Sock it to baby... that's the spirit! Whew!
You know, I have a great banquet waiting for you when you come with me... you'll love it... Berg is eagerly awaiting... and Mocumba, and all the dark spirits you've been worshipping all of these years.
And of course Pettie Weenie has a place, too. He's so good at lies... he's so convincing... I think he actually believes himself! Ha, ha!