It must be a spirit of blindness

Posted by S Wonder on March 14, 2005 at 22:30:04

For the life of me, I can't seem to find the webmistresses of www.exorcisms-online.com anywhere. Have they abondoned ship?

A spokeswoman for www.exorcisms-online.com was contacted yesterday. She explained that Maria the witch DID, after all, get a few things right, in particular her doctrines about demons, the fact that there are so many of them, that they like to possess intellectual and smart people most of all. The only thing that the exorcista disagreed with Maria on was that ex-members don't BECOME blood-dripping demons when they leave the Family, they become possessed BY them. A small difference, perhaps, but an important one.

There are still many who desperately need deliverance IN CAPITALS AND WITH MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! As many of you know, the demons of hell tremble at the sight of capitalized words and exclamation points.

Our Family training dictated that examples must be made of the guilty and that this should NOT happen quietly in a corner. The board guidelines at www.exorcisms-online.com clearly state that any casting out of demons must happen in a public place and with as many readers as witnesses as possible. Have they changed this ruling and gone underground?