Posted by Church Mouse on April 01, 2005 at 14:45:37
Jesus the Narcissist: "I love to be loved and I love to love. I love to receive love. I love to give love. So few understand My need to be loved, My desire to be loved. So few understand My desire to be wanted, My desire to be called for and told that I am wanted, that I am needed, that I am desired, that I am lovely. In this I find great pleasure and great happiness, and for this purpose created I My children to love Me." (LR, 34)
Maria the Masterbating Moron: Beloved husband, what is a narcissist?
Karl Jung the Spirit Helper: A Narcissist actively seeks to furnish himself with an endless supply of admiration, adulation, affirmation and attention. The narcissist is content to have ANY kind of attention. If fame cannot be had - infamy and notoriety will do. A narcissist is obsessed with the obtaining of narcissistic supply, he is addicted to it. His behavior in its pursuit is impulsive.
Maria the Masterbating Moron: "Jesus speaks so personally and intimately to us, as He exposes His heart and humbly bares Himself before us, telling us that He longs to be loved as a lonely man, that He actually has a need to be loved by us. He's asking us, His New Church, the children of David, to please understand Him and fill His need!" LJ, 45
Dana Carvey the Spirit Helper: Well now, isn't that SPECIAL? That was a nice little speech, and we all feel good about ourselves. Alrighty, I'll bet your celestial oriface just gets all engorged and tingly talking about that lonely Old Guy in the Sky who only needs a little dirty talk to keep Him happy. Where, oh where, oh where do people get such wacky ideas? Could it be...oh, I don't know...SATAN???