In Reply to: Are you kidding? posted by Joker on May 24, 2005 at 11:24:00:
I think the picture of Maria being eaten alive by a vampire is pretty close to the truth.
On a releated topic, rememember when Berg had a dream that he was being chased by an alien female with vampire-like teeth and she bit him in the back of the neck and he thought, "Ah! Just like sex!"
He later came out with a Letter called, "Death, the Final Orgasm!"