See, there's the problem right there

Posted by Col. Sanders on May 25, 2005 at 12:42:08

In Reply to: Cholesterol Alert!!!!! posted by Weight Watcher on May 24, 2005 at 16:57:44:

If people would only EAT all them chickens, Kentucky-fried preferably, there' d be no dumb clucks left around to lay cholestoral-filled eggs. That was the whole driving design behind my franchise, but I admit I fell short of my goals.