In Reply to: Or X-files posted by porceleindoll on July 16, 2005 at 19:14:18:
The alien spawn theory of human creation is as plausible to me as the Genesis account of creation in seven days. If we're going to teach the Genesis account in science classes, in all fairness, we should also teach the account of alien spawn revealed in the sacred scriptures held by the Church of the New Song (CONS).
According to the CONS revelation, two intergalatic dump truck drivers called Lod & Gud dumped toxic spaceship bilge into the earth's oceans about 4.5 billion years ago...