In Reply to: If Berg met Jesus in the flesh posted by Skidrow on September 13, 2005 at 22:23:14:
"BIRTHDAY WARNING"
(David groans and cries in agony, gagging as if about to choke.) para.8
(Tongues. Sits up and burps:) para.14
(Holds bottle up and looks at it.) para.17
(Looks at bottle again.) para.21
(Laughs as if it's all so foolish:) para.26
(Laughs:) para.33
(David laughs long and loud, almost hysterically, then tongues:) para.34
(Laughs.) para.39
(Weeps.) para.42
(Weeps and agonizes in another language.) para.46
(David laughs and picks up the bottle again.) para.49
(David laughs long and loud.) para.51
(Outstretched arms.) para.60
(Blows nose, laughs, and then holds up the hanky.) para.61
(Wipes eyes with hanky.) para.61
(Holds up hanky again.) para.61
(Lays hanky slowly and sadly aside:) para.62
(Laughs:) para.66
(Weeping and tongues:) para.71
(Kisses into the air.) para.71
(pounds on bed with fists and speaks vehemently in tongues:) para.83
(explodes in tongues, clapping hands, and pounding fists) para.84
(angrily) para.85
(Strong tongues and crying:) para.90
(Tongues:) para.101
(Laughs) para.102
(Holds out hands:) para.103
(Prayer in the Spirit:) para.104
(in foreign accent) para.109
(Later in strong foreign accent--probably Abrahim:) para.112
(Tongues and weeping) para.115
With this "classic" Letter stripped of Berg's self-glorifying utterances, we are left with the silent movie of a pathetic old man in a drunken stupor the night of his birthday, clutching a wine bottle and alternately gagging, burping, weeping, laughing hysterically, and pounding his bed in rage..