In Reply to: Re: Freud would have a heyday with this! posted by MG on September 27, 2005 at 01:40:08:
You backsliders are all the same! You doubt one thing and like the loose thread in the tapestry, soon the whole tapestry comes unraveled. Why in hell do you think I taught you mind-stopping strategies like "wrap your doubts in self-imposed stupidity and put them on a shelf"?
The sun is like God! Got that? I've always taught that! The moon is like the Church, us, the Bride, reflecting the sun's light. How much simpler can it get? You got that?
(Maria: Uh huh.)
You got that? Huh?
(Maria: Uh huh.)
So why do you look like you have a question?
(Maria: I thought you taught from Revelation 12 that we, the bride with twelve stars for crowns, are STANDING ON THE MOON, with the moon under our feet? Are we the bride or the moon?)
We're both! How stupid can you get! We're the Bride standing ON the moon, and Heaven is inside the moon!
(Maria: So why is the Bride standing outside the Heavenly city?)
(Grandpa slaps Maria!) Stupid little child! The Bride IS the Heavenly City! Got that? Got that?
(Maria, whimpering:) Uh huh. So what is the earth?
(Grandpa backhands Maria twice!) The earth is the earth! The people! How simple can it get? Do I have to explain everything? The sun is like God,the moon is us, the Bride, and the earth is the people of the earth. Listen, I have to teach you kids everything! Even simple lessons in astronomy.
(Maria: I thought the people of the earth were the waters upon which the Whore sitteth, not the land.)
(Grandpa explodes in bombastic tongues, blowing himself completely out of his prophetess host.)
(Maria then slaps the prophetess host, who, under Grandpa's direction, had slapped her. She piles major reading lists on the poor misguided Family member.)