Humanity only has until 1016 before the world ends, and by golly, why isn't TFI getting the message out to the lost?
http://the95theses.blogspot.com
It had to happen eventually--apparently there's a group of disgruntled TFI doomsday prophets who've broken with the group because the leadership has sold out. Well, duh. Who can satisfy a hungry man with the wussy "prophesies" of Jezebel?
Fortunately, the MoonGod (aka, the Lord of Lunacy) has raised up a 30-year Family member to be an old-fashioned doomsday prophet in the mold of Berg. Like Grandpa, this one comes complete with OT biblical references (all the "branch" prophesies--apparently David Koresh wasn't the long-awaited one). It's soooo darned humiliating to be a doomsday prophet. Fortunately, David Branch said yes to the call.
"Rise of the Prophets" website comes complete with 95 Theses (or a rambling diatribe in 95 paragraphs, take your pick), a poem & open letter to "Peter Absalom," an open letter to TFI--aka, "Jezebel"...
Hours of entertainment. You too could have taken this less-travelled road to the end of your days.