The spin off groups of the family..

Posted by Goth88 on October 09, 2005 at 01:48:01

Boy, if you want to see the FRUIT of something, just look at their spin off groups. Regarding the family there are now two of them that I am aware of.

One is the Frankenstein-ish "Jesus Christians" who expanded from kidney to include bit-o-liver donations for Jesus and for some time advocated celibacy while writing about masturbation for Jesus instead of childbearing. hmm. a bit disturbing and controlling and, well, weird.
Seems too many decided celibacy was not an option and they are having more children now. I thought their celibacy doctrine was their one redeeming quality.I wonder if anyone has donated an eye yet? It is possible to live with just one..

Now there is Stephen Schaff, a channel for dead dad and his defense of more open perversion and crime for Jesus rather than Maria's and Peter's hidden splurges and selah ventures.
What will be next?

It reminds me of an X-Files episode where this family degenerated over the decades due to keeping sex in the family and became more and more deformed.