In Reply to: Journey to the Centre of the Earth posted by Perry on October 14, 2005 at 19:40:49:
Too damn complicated son! And why you trying to throw me a mickey by suggesting that the inside of the earth's core is one big giant hexagonal crystal? Listen, HELL is inside the earth, and it's no crystal. The Crystal City is inside the moon! Golden crystal! How in hell could you have heavenly crystals in Hell? Huh?
I think the Devil is the one down there because the crystal is a HEX-agonal crystal! Get it? Hex! Ha! (Dad laughs loud and long, trilling in Gypsy tongues and dancing a jig.) Ha! THAT outta answer the question! How simple things are to David. It's only the worldly wise -- really foolish -- who make things complicated. (Dad then flops his bloated body down on a bed and laughs hysterically, clutching a sherry bottle.)
(Maria: What was that about S waves and P waves going through the earth?)
I'm sure it's all spiritual. 'S' stands for Spirits and 'P' stands for Psychic. So when the scientists talk about measuring the speed of S-waves, they're REALLY talking about measuring the speed Spirits travel inside the earth. Which proves it's Hell, right? Cause we can travel at the speed of thought, the speed of light, so you can't measure how fast we go. Must be harder for the wicked to travel through the earth though if they can measure their speed.
(Maria: Wow! The kids will love this talk.)