Son, you will call me "Sir"!

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on October 30, 2005 at 21:30:20

In Reply to: Re: The Family a safe "Place" for kids? posted by James Seemore on October 30, 2005 at 19:47:45:

Damn it, sometimes I wonder why I bother trying to tell you kids anything if they don't even listen to me and don't seem to know who I am. Can you answer that? Huh? Why do I bother? I mean, my sheep hear my voice and are supposed to know my name, but DO they? Do they? Huh?

(Maria: I'm sure they do.)

Then why the hell does James Seemore call me Mo? Didn't I say in one of my old Letters that "there ain't no Mo no mo'? And yet they're still calling me Mo! (David weeps.)

(Maria: I'm sure he's just trying to identify with systemites, speak a language they understand.)

I'm telling you this, and mark my words, James had better watch out. If you run with the wolves you'll learn to howl like them too. He hangs out on ex-member boards IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR ORDERS and he'll be running with the wolves, just like Mowgli in "Jungle Book." Huh. Maybe we ought to call him Mowgli, instead of James.

(Maria: Mowgli Seemore. That has a nice ring to it. But usually we only give the kids new names after breakings.)

He needs to be broken! Do you hear me? BREAK'M! Just like you broke Tony in the Tony Series. Do you hear me?

(Maria: Yes sir!)

Do you hear me?

(Maria: I said Yes sir already, sir.)

Say it again!

(Maria: Yes sir!)

I can't hear you!!

(Maria: YES SIR!)

Yes Sir WHAT?

(Maria: MOWGLI SEEMORE NEEDS TO BE BROKEN, SIR!!!)

Did you read what that half-baked cake Mowgli said about you on the Backslider board? Did you? He said you weren't so smart and that some of your letters were weird to say the least! Doesn't that just make you want to puke right on the floor?

(Maria: Yes sir.) (Maria sticks her fingers down her throat and induces vomiting.)

It makes me sick, you hear? It makes GOD sick when our kids bite the hand that feeds them. (David weeps, then speaks in chanting Russian-sounding tongues.) Igor the Terrible has a message for David! Mowgli Seemore run with wolves in Siberia. Wolves chase Czar's sleigh. Russians must shove one Russian off back of sleigh for wolves. Must do. Must do so others survive. They want to push Kerenina off sleigh. Push push push. Bad people push Katrina Kerenina.

(Maria: Oh, that's terrible!)

God told me as far back as the Abrahim Letters that Mama was Kerenina or Katrina and I had a vision of the young man pushing Mama off the back of the sleigh, and you know who it was? It was James Seemore, and he was saying as he pushed Mama off, "Better that she die than that the whole New Nation perish." Then suddenly he changed into a wolf and began running with the wolves.

Do you think our young people in the Family feel that way? That they can just live the lifestyle and do without me and Mama and Peter?

(Maria: Oh dearie me, I hope not.)

I think I'm going to entitle this talk "The Mowgli Wolf Dream" and I want you to send out an emergency Letter to the whole Family warning them no to let Family kids watch the "Jungle Book" anymore! You hear that? That's probably what James watched as a kid, and now just LOOK at the bad fruit!

THIS LETTER MEANS YOU, SON! Hal! PTL! KGFG!