In Reply to: Shining shoes in eternal shame & contempt (NT) posted by Reposter on November 13, 2005 at 15:10:07:
Those backsliders should be thankful they get in at all! Personally, if I were God, I'd send'm to the other place! They deserve it! Imagine, daring to speak out against ME!
But the good thing is, we'll never have to see their shame-filled faces. They'll be in a lower level while we're dancing around the Throne of God! Ha! We'll just drop our shoes down the shoe-chute & they can shine'm & send'm back up all spiffed up. Right?
They'll be in everlasting shame & contempt. So it's RIGHT for us to look down our long, self-righteous noses at them with contempt. I imagine we'll even feel like spitting on them. (David bursts into tongues, agonizes in spirit, then takes a sip of sherry, blows his nose vigorously in his hanky, then looks at his hanky.)
Nay, David would fain not even spit upon them, for precious is the spittal of David, which these hunger for. Yea, they even hunger as they who are afamished for the spittal of David. And they would have the mucous of his nose & the spital that drooleth from the corners of his mouth.
(Maria: Eeuwww!)
What? You don't want some of David's spittal? Don't you think the backsliders at least need it?C'mon! They need it! Can you tell me why?
(Maria: No...)
It's easy. Can't anyone guess? Techi?)
(Techi: For shining shoes with in the basement of Heaven?)
Exactly! Didn't I tell you how those colored boys down in Darkie Town, when you'd stop for a shoe-shine, they'd spit on your shoes & then rub them to a shine?
(Maria: Wow! What a revelation! So --)
So as long as they're shinin' my shoes, I don't want backslider spit on my shoes. Do you? I'll just spit at the shoe-chute & they can use my spit.
(Maria: Wow! What a talk! We gotta get this out!)
Right! And I think I'll entitle this little talk, "Spit for Shoe-Shiners in the Basement!" Ha!