In Reply to: Latest Family "helpers" & "hinderers"... posted by I Spy on February 02, 2006 at 19:38:42:
I am not sure if these are real but accepting them at face value as actual family pubs indicates that looney tunes are alive and well, working as family spirit helpers. I think the family is finally leaving the planet to morph into a really shitty comic book. All of these things remind me of that dumb old letter, Holy Holes,. Same stinking crap in a stupid new bag.
Next they will say Heckle and Jeckle were demon crows trying to attack the family through their cartoons. Meanwhile, Queenie is on a stool drooling in a basement and bitching somewhere with the two channeling medium clowns. In addition, Peter's probably popping peters pretending peter's peter propped pussy.
The channel clowns probably think they will actually be the two endtime witnesses if they can just stay ahead of wolverine, oplexicon and the pack of transformers hunting them. Just in... Sources in the moon at space city report Moo Berg is sugaring up a new batch of meadow muffins for the faithfull to munch on while reading GNs. Rumour has it that each one of these meadow muffins has been toasted to perfection, wrapped in three sheets of one ply and blessed by the fab mad dead dad himself.
Oh well Buckaroos it is time to end this week's segment of Barfacon Family Chronicles. Just remember pards to keep your barf bags handy in case you come across any shit disguised as rolled gold. And if it gets cold don't be afraid to burn up any those stinking family pubs you come across. It would be a public service and help with pest control.
Happy Trails to you