In Reply to: To Moonshiner about hell posted by Observer on February 23, 2006 at 13:46:03:
Barmageddon, What the hell is wrong with your ticketing department? Despite repeated requests I have yet to see a confirmation of Moonshine's ticket to hell! This is not rocket science, guys. This is simply putting a self-avowed athiest on the train to Station Sixty-six. Now, what am I missing here? What is the problem?
Don't give me that nonsense about his name is written in the book of life, so even though he's had a change of mind about things, no longer believes, blah blah blah, that it's written in stone. Look for loopholes, guys! Look for loopholes! Surely there enough lawyers in hell to work this out! Put together a Scream Team & make it happen. Do I have to do this for you? Maybe his name was spelled wrong! We can always go for technicalities. Use your brains, demon!
We have a clear-cut case here of an athiest. It really does not get a whole lot simpler than that! Remember Pol Pot? Remember Stalin? Pull out their files if you have to! Get on it today! Now, I want to see a faxed copy of his ticket on my desk by 5:00 today or you can look forward to a demotion & take the elevator down to the hot spot & cool your heels there for a few months. Do I make myself clear?
Lovingly, your Uncle,
Bezelbubby Sr.