I'm proud to be in the Family & serving God fulltime 110%. I only blow balloons & clown as part of my tent-making ministry. I make all kinds of balloons & can twist them faster than a Kansas tornado. Want a giraffe? Twist, twist, there you go. Want a puppy balloon? Twist, twist & you're off you spoiled little American brat!
What I am particularly proud of is that I make the fastest, the bestest weasel ballons in town, & I only use one purple balloon. twist, tweak, twist, twist, a few deft moves of my wrists and presto alla-kazam! One purple weasel balloon!
Ooooops! =pop= goes the weasel. oh well here comes another customer. Another balloon, another dollar, as they say.
And oh yes, and I AM SERVING GOD unlike you murmurers. At least I am a clown for God. What are YOU doing??? Can you say YOU have blown up balloons for Jesus?? NO YOU CAN'T, cause you are a backslider! ha ha ha ha ha
Now I'm going to make a HUGE HUGE Green Paper Pig balloon.... puff puff pufff
Oh NO! The air is coming out! It's shooting all over the place. It's starting to chase me down the Jordan valley!!Aaaaaaggghh! it's the American dollar! =Boom!= There it goes!
Wow! Did I EVER get out the words of God today, and to think all in air and exploding rubber. It was like a sackcloth vigil of the destruction of Amerika, only using clown makeup instead. And not one piece of lit.
I am SURE glad I'm serving God and not backslidden into the Whore, working for money!!!! Oh....yes...? Hi, ma'am. Your son wants what? A Richard Nixon balloon? Sure, coming right up, that'll be $2. (twist, twist twist) There you are. Thanks for the cash. (heh heh , there she goes and the balloon will last all of two minutes before it pops. Too bad. Her loss.)
Now as I was saying, it sure is great to be a 110%er serving God. I'm glad I'm not a money-serving backslider!!!
Yes, a giraffe balloon, sir? That'll be $1.