They walk among us
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We
recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road The reason:
"too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross
there anymore This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a
Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why
we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe
to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for I
explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,
she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a
probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights
stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
strip Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why
her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's
office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that
it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To
which he replied, "I know - I alrea dy got that side." This was at the
Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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They walk among us ... AND REPRODUCE!!!
Could some of these be family members?