But do you only use three sheets??

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 19, 2006 at 13:45:01

In Reply to: Re: The evil was there in the early days posted by mark on July 19, 2006 at 12:33:50:

It's painful listening to these backsliders say how faithful they are to do this or that that they learned in the Family -- as if their obedience in these little things excuses them for backsliding and denying the Family. Like Peter they "follow from a distance," but it's not good enough. Not good enough. (David weeps.)

My big question to backsliders always is, "Yes, but are you still sucking the paps of David? Do you still thirst for my piss and hunger for my dung?" That's always the acid test. Anyone can say, oh yes, I'm still benefiting from all that I learned in the Family, I'm still toilet-paper folding faithful, but the acid test is, are you still tithing your moolah to old Grandpa, are you sucking, and are you hungering for my dung?

(Maria: Do you mean that LITERALLY?)

Of course I do! If they're not literally tithing, what the hell are they doing? -- Just pretending to send in their money? God will judge backsliders who don't SEND THE MONEY!! You know I've always said that. Try to rob God by not giving to old Grandpa, and curses will fall on you like you wouldn't believe! But of course, that's their problem all along, isn't it? They don't believe. (David weeps again.)

(Maria: I mean, about eating your dung?)

Well, no, I suppose that's not literal, though it would do some of them good I imagine, with all the junk food that they're eating which is even worse for their bodies.