In Reply to: Oh my, oh my, oh my posted by Acheick on September 07, 2006 at 17:13:55:
My prayer:
1) They get thrown into jail over Memorial Day weekend for taking love offerings in a town that enforces pandering laws. Been there, done that. Learned a lot after someone up the chain paid the necessary fines to get us out, then chewed us out for being dumbasses to waste The Family's money by getting caught. Well, let's see...who raised that money and went to jail for it? Yeah, made me think a little more critically about the outfit I'd signed up with.
2) Break down in B.F.E. with no cash reserves on the way to a money-making gig in a Christian college town. Too bad if it's Mississippi. Too bad if they're accused of prophesying America the Whore to a bunch of born-again rednecks after a football game. Hey, these young folk have signed up for PERSECUTION!
Maybe the county sheriff's deputy will do some of them the favor of dropping them off at the county line. Better yet, one of the sisters will figure out why flirty fishing came into vogue for some of us. They'll learn how to trust the Lord to get their broken down bus out of Miss Mud's impound lot after they call home and ask for emergency assistance. Maybe they'll figure out that living by faith and tempting God are two different things.