In Reply to: God spoke to me during breakfast this morning posted by Mommy Mama on February 20, 2004 at 15:46:40:
He said that I sat enthroned as a Queen, the very Queen of Heaven, and that when I die I will most likely (keep your fingers crossed) be the chief Handmaid at his right hand taking shorthand notes of the laws of heaven. He also said that my Vandari-possessed enemies shall lick the dust at my feet as I pass by them in the basement of heaven, and cast their crowns before me, saying "Ave Maria!
All this before I even reached for the toilet paper to wipe myself.