In Reply to: ALL the posts on this board are "error messages" posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 21, 2004 at 16:47:51:
Massa Dave, is that you or just some tom-fool white boy makin' fun now that you is gone on to the bye-and-bye? Or is that the buy-and-been-bought when you is speakin' with Missy Maria?
I just wants to tell you this, Massa Dave: I don't know nothin' 'bout no spiritual fathers, and de only King David I knows is de one what sic'd his sanctified johnson onto that black beauty Bathsheba, then turned about and sang a sorrowful sad song about the wrong he done.
I don' know much, Massa Dave, but I do knows about de white mens who say they speak for God. They's the same folk who sic they sanctified johnsons on us kalified wimmins, yassuh, and I knows just how they looks when they put they britches back on after all that moanin' and groanin' in the spirit of they lord, de all-powerful angry white-fire father-god in de sky.
When my Yoruba peoples was in Mother Africa, we call de ancestor spirits "orishas". Is you hangin' with yer Ofay orishas now, Massa Dave?
I be yo' choc'let bar rapper
Don't make no truck
with de loo wine crapper--
This gal don't f--k
Wi'duh trailer-trash
honkyfied oreesha no mo'
No Mo,
I ain't yo'
sactified ho
I be yo' choc'let bar rapper.