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Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 22, 2004 at 12:16:38

In Reply to: I be yo' choc'let bar rapper posted by Prissy on July 22, 2004 at 10:39:30:

I didn't understand HALF of what you said, honey, but it was all music to my ears the fact that you called me Massah Dave. Listen, god is not prejudiced against you, Black or White. Yeah, I know in one Letter I said "I'm a racist because God is a racist!" and I talked about those "cursed Africans with their bestial looks" but that's only for the UN-saved Blacks, the heathen, godless, Ham-cursed, turkey-struttin' homosexual, corrupting Blacks. If you're in the Family and especially if you're bowing and scraping properly to me, Father David, then there is neither Black nor white, free nor slave, but you are all Children of David. In fact, you are ALL slaves!

(Blubbering, tongues and prophecy:) "Even so this little one comes up to the Big House where the master sits at his table, and longs to dance for him and wait on him hand and foot. Even so shall she not be sent back out to the cotton fields as one of those that follow distantly, yea, even as a darkie in outer darkness, but yea, she shall sit at the table with the master Dave, for she is worthy."

(Wipes face, nose and mouth with hanky, then blows vigorously in his hanky and wipes his eyes.) I believe that message just now means that you are supposed to move out from the "fields", speaking here of your hard litnessing and tapenessing in some foreign cotton field, er, mission field, and you're supposed to come and live at MY house.

No part of the prophecy is without significance, so I believe where it says "she is worthy" that it is obviously, clearly, every time the word "worthy" is mentioned in the KJV, it refers to sexual intercourse. It's not just talking about you being worthy to sit at the table with top world leaders, honey, but "worthy" to come into the arms of David! Ha! Hallelujah! Does that send a thrill through you? I hope so!

Seven kisses XXXXXXX of David! Your Father in the lord and spiritual Massah!