In Reply to: Re: My thots posted by Donny on July 21, 2003 at 23:28:28:
You backsliders have it all wrong!! Here's how it goes: all you have to do is bow your head, repeat after me & then it's done. You don't even have to say, 'Jesus come into my heart.' All you need to do is say, 'Spirit of Light, save me.' Then whOOOOPPPPEEeeeee you can live like you want after that, have sex with anyone no matter what relation, what age! You can oppress the poor, send hundreds of kids to violent Victor Camps, shame'm, make'm do hard labor, even do like I did---write an entire Mo letter cursing God & saying the Devil is more just than God, & none of that matters as long as you ducked your head & said the formula! Got it? Got it? I hope so! See you in heaven, where we'll have sex day after day in my mansion, sex with Holy Spirit & Jesus forever!!! WHOOOPPPPEEEEEE! Now that is my idea of Salvation! Won't you join me!!!?
Now if only I can get out of this hot place where all these burning coals keep dropping out of the sky! This place is the absolute PITS! I suppose this is the cellar of heaven & God wants me here for a while to check if any of these people are trying to smuggle peanut butter into heaven?