In Reply to: polygamy posted by porceleindoll on August 15, 2003 at 18:12:05:
Maria: Oh Abrahim, does chief have more than one wife?
Abrahim: Chief have many wives. Chief have more wives than anyone because he chief. Chief have many wives & even some not his wife sleep with him.
Maria: How many wives does chief have?
Abrahim: Chief have 8 wives. You new wife. Last wife she old. No bear more children. Send that hag out cleaning the mud off wagon wheels. Take pretty new young bride to bed in back of wagon. (Abrahim groans.) No like to think about that night. Bad night.
Maria: Why? Was new bride frigid?
Abrahim: No. No she plenty good. But Turks come. With big scimitar. Cut off my head.
Maria: (Abrahim seems to be lost in thought for some time.)
Abrahim: Like to think about happy times. Wagon rolling over hills. Camp at night. Big bonfire. Gypsy girls dance. Skirts fly. No have panties in my day in 1200s. Boys see girl. Boys see all girl. Boys like pretty girl. Marry pretty girl.
Maria: Why are you speaking in such broken sentences Abrahim? Your English is bad but usually not this bad.
Abrahim: Abrahim excited. Abrahim thinking of sex around big bonfire that night. All boys & girls make big love around bonfire.
Maria: So did gypsies practice polygamy, or was it big orgy?
Abrahim: See? Even you start to speak bad English. Ha!
Maria: Was I your young new bride?
Abrahim: You are new bride yes. Hey! Where you going?
Maria: To the bathroom. (When I come back later, Abrahim says?)
Abrahim: Why you take so long? Did you kiss guard outside wagon? Huh! You do that and I cut off his head! Huh! Cut off more than head!
Maria: What do you mean, 'cut off more than head'?
Abrahim: You think about it. Not hard to know.
Maria: OHHH! I get it!
Abrahim: Smart girl.
Maria: You're so cute, Abrahim. You have eight wives, sleep with anyone's wife you want, cut off heads and sexual organs & get so drunk you're sprawled in your own vomit in the back of the wagon. Wow, I think I want you for my spirit helper!