In Reply to: Re: Sick judged and mired posted by Rocky's Shepherd on November 25, 2002 at 13:33:38:
What you both missed is that, when you knocked the sherry bottle over it spilt the dregs onto your floppy disk version of The New Testament. You tried to dry it and then put it into your PC to look up a quotation to appease your Shepherd, but the PC ran, not on the Holy Spirit, but sticky fortified wine. The computer got confused and thought it had caught a virus, so it sent out the "I love you (version TF)" virus to all your contacts in your outlook address book. This caused the F system to jam up completely, and all because You forgot to take off your outdoor shoes!That deserves a trip to the "Victor Centre" for treatment.