In Reply to: Special message to the Maria & Peter... posted by Messenger from beyond! on January 16, 2005 at 04:14:21:
Mommy Mama Maria is right now writhing on the floor, foaming at the mouth & wallowing in her own vomit. This vomit, you will be interested to learn, consists of puked-up caviar & steak along with yoghurt & Yorkshire pudding left over from Christmas. Her eyes are glazed & she's ripping her clothes off & screaming in insane rage, but she so sweetly took a moment from her busy schedule to tell me to thank you for your constant & faithful help from beyond the vail.
If you have any other messages, please remember the proper channels -- send them to Mommy Mama Maria's personal circle of prophetesses. You know, we can never be too careful, we have to *try the spirits* as we wouldn't want a true prophecy from God to get through into our ranks. Just the other day Betty began prophesying denoucing us for vile crimes against humanity & abusing our own children & for the life of us we thought SHE was hearing from the Devil instead. ha! She is now safely locked in her room wearing a dunce cap with a "Don't Speak Through Me" sign around her neck.
Could we please have a few more prophecies about the winning lottery number by the way? We need lots of money to fight the upcoming media campaign, & unfortunately we've fleeced our own sheep to death & Mommy Mama just knows that you wouldn't want her to dip into her personal Swiss bank accounts to keep the Family going.
In the Love of our Husband,
Mommy Mama's Secretary
Grunda (Mercy) Panders