In Reply to: Chat with Maria M. Moron, Jesus the Narcissist, etc. posted by Church Mouse on April 01, 2005 at 16:48:42:
(Madame M:) Yes, I see a big house, plenty of money, happiness, I see you living till 1993, I see lots of green trees. You've been traveling, haven't you?
(Maria Moron:) Why yes. How did you know?
(Madame M:) Ah! I see much more travel! Travel, travel, travel & even more travel. I see so much travel. (Chuckles.) You love to travel! You're the kind of person, the day when they start selling tickets to the moon, you'd be first in line to buy a ticket.
(Maria Moron:) (High squealing tongues, suddenly replaced by a deep bombastic male voice, sounding like Ponderosa, shouting out gypsy cries & trilling loudly.) Wow! Gypsy girls dance for THAT prophecy! Wine on back of wagon! Watch skirts fly! Robes of light see through! (Laughs & trills again.) How could little medium know secrets of BIG medium, that heavenly city inside moon, & David & Maria & all happy children go inside moon to Egyptian-type pyramid of gold like all-seeing pyramid eye used by Masons & American one-dollar bill. Yes! Space City! I see Grandmother & Dr. Koger! And my dog Rex! Dance around throne. Happy! Laughing! Dancing! Wine! David sees a wine-drinking orgy with the Lord & sees grandmother Berg falling through the sky, having sex with her as she falls to the ground. David (through Maria's mouth) laughs long & hard, almost hysterically.
(Madame M:) Um ... was it something I said?
(Maria Moron:) You said heaven was inside the moon! You said I'd go to the moon! What an amazing prophecy!!
(Madame M:) (Slaps Maria across the cheek.) Stupid woman! You take this old gypsy woman for a fool? You think I'd give a dumb-ass prophecy like that that? What do you take me for? STUPID?
Here! Give me your money & get out! You're bad for business.
NEXT!